U expect diamonds worth 2 crores , but loose shit packed in a chawanprash bottle is what u get .. this is DELHI BELLY for u.. Apt is the name because the parcelled shit is the manufactured product of a fat ass's BELLY which got its raw material from a fast food stall located in one of the common streets of DELHI. The story revolves around the 30 jewel pieces that land up ending their fate inside a showpiece placed in an almirah. Movie gets a perfect start highlighting the pity condition of the 3 not so successful friends cum room mates who somehow manage to earn their survival and adjust with the woes of the torturing room. Imran being a struggling journalist in the movie, gave an character justifying performance along with his fellow friends, the balaatkaari photographer( rapes with his photographs ) and the cartooni ( the cartoonist ) . It seems the production house tried its best to get their product an 'A' grade certi by including the words like M**..C**, B**..C**.., CHU**.. and many more , in every alternate dialogue , though it sounded weird at times, the reason being the incapability of bringing that passion while using these words, i would say. Hilarious use of words like " LOONDRY" and " TATTI ", kisses, the ORAL SEX drama, the REAL SEX drama, Imran's ERECTION, the song D K BOSE , BHAG CHUDAIL, all added a different flavour to the movie.
It also covers many weird scenes like- the stall wala serving food with the hands that scratched his private parts a moment ago, guy washing his shit back with the fruit juice , gun being pointed on a man's balls and dynamite being fitted at a guys back, all this and many more .one more thing that was running through my junk brain was y the hell the actress of the movie wore the same outfit in almost the entire movie?! Is aamir khan's production running out of money or aamir considers blue as his lucky colour and there was only that piece of cloth blue in colour or it was the only outfit that made the girl look decent ! 
A brilliant performance by MR.VIJAY RAAZ, who perfectly managed to give his character a balanced comic and serious, danger look.
No doubt a low budget project but the fabulous idea, fantastic performances and the hilarious songs, overshadowed the budget completely. The only disappointment was its short duration, with the kind of start and the publicity and the expectation level of the fans , many would have wanted the movie to entertain them for the full 3 hours . Only one hour 40 mins performance made the song “ saabun k shakal me ye toh nikla bas jhaag” completely apt. Overall a good one time watch i would say, enjoy going with your friends and gf ;))
