How to name it ? cocktail , havoc or LOKPAL

Finally after all the debate and drama in the so called "legislative" houses, LOKPAL fell in the no mans land, while the whole of India was waiting for this bill to be passed with bated breath.Amongst the waffles of the house members , it seemed that LOKPAL would wade its way to the Indian constitution, though it wagged the whole time from 'ayes' to 'noes'.  Arun Jaitley , spokesperson of BJP addressed the bill as a 'political cocktail' and a 'constitutional havoc' in the very beginning of the session. "  You cannot mix the law under two different articles, namely article 252 and 253",jaitley pointed.He also attacked the Govt. on the CBI issue. He propped the US law and urged that CBI, the prime investigating body of the country, must be brought under the LOKPAL. Jaitely also opposed the inclusion of PRIVATE ORGANISATIONS, NGOs and any agency that doesnt take aid of any sort, from the Govt, in the LOKPAL and dint falter to call it as a "revenge provision". "Why to make a phoney LOKPAL which deviates from its prime objective of  'for the people,by the people' to 'for the Govt.,by the Govt.',",he exclaimed. According to the BJP speaker the Govt. is trying to make a "constitutionaly vulnerable" law by having a reservation quota in the election of the members of LOKPAL.Not less than 50% minorities in a lokpal consisting of 9 members, will create a Govt.bias LOKPAL, jaitley argued. Futhermore ,he showed his disappointment in the removal procedure of the lokpal's members by the supreme court. He stated that Govt. is making it tedious and time consuming by having such a baffling round-robin working mechanism of lokpal. FinalLy, under the light of numerous allegations, he concluded by pointing lokpal as unworkable and absurd. BJP also put forward mr. jethmalani ,who although normaly find a clash of thoughts with BJP, but this time he managed his views to be in treaty with BJP. He attacked the congress speaker, Mr.Singhvi's lines by quoting " power corrupts, but the prospect of losing power corrupts absolutely". At last due to the an unending war of allegations and drama, the session ended without reaching a conclusion. Now the question is who wears the crown of this victory, victory of corruption?, The Govt. , The opposition, Team anna or The General public? Well , let the crown be taken by any of the aforementioned, but it is the general public who will have to pay the price. But am sure it will return it with compound interest to the Govt. in the next elections. JAAGO INDIA JAAGO.

Jaitley and Singhvi crossing swords

Cal him wid ur tender heart,
soon he wil arrive in his royal cart,
celebrate wid rum n cake,
he wil bless u wid gifts no fake,
love n joy is all wat he wants,
please forget,for a day, all ur rants,        
Red is his favorite attire,
gives everything dat u desire,
christmas carol he always sings,
i think he needs to dye his hair strings ! :P
enters thru the chimneys of ur house,
yes,he is known to us by the name of 'Santa Claus' !
'Religion no bar' is his philosophy,
so say gud bye to all ur melancholy...

MerRy ChrIsTmAS !!! 

DeLhi BellY........ S#iT HAPPENS

U expect diamonds worth 2 crores , but loose shit packed in a chawanprash bottle is what u get .. this is DELHI BELLY for u.. Apt is the name because the parcelled shit is the manufactured product of a fat ass's BELLY which got its raw material from a fast food stall located in one of the common streets of DELHI. The story revolves around the 30 jewel pieces that land up ending their fate inside a showpiece placed in an almirah. Movie gets a perfect start highlighting the pity condition of the 3 not so successful friends cum room mates who somehow manage to earn their survival and adjust with the woes of the torturing room. Imran being a struggling journalist in the movie, gave an character justifying performance along with his fellow friends, the balaatkaari photographer( rapes with his photographs ) and the cartooni ( the cartoonist ) . It seems the production house tried its best to get their product an 'A' grade certi by including the words like M**..C**, B**..C**.., CHU**.. and many more , in every alternate dialogue , though it sounded weird at times, the reason being the incapability of bringing that passion while using these words, i would say. Hilarious use of words like " LOONDRY" and " TATTI ", kisses, the ORAL SEX drama, the REAL SEX drama, Imran's ERECTION, the song D K BOSE , BHAG CHUDAIL, all added a different flavour to the movie.

It also covers many weird scenes like- the stall wala serving food with the hands that scratched his private parts a moment ago, guy washing his shit back with the fruit juice , gun being pointed on a man's balls and dynamite being fitted at a guys back, all this and many more .one more thing that was running through my junk brain was y the hell the actress of the movie wore the same outfit in almost the entire movie?! Is aamir khan's production running out of money or aamir considers blue as his lucky colour and there was only that piece of cloth blue in colour or it was the only outfit that made the girl look decent ! 

 

A brilliant performance by MR.VIJAY RAAZ, who perfectly managed to give his character a balanced comic and serious, danger look.

No doubt a low budget project but the fabulous idea, fantastic performances and the hilarious songs, overshadowed the budget completely. The only disappointment was its short duration, with the kind of start and the publicity and the expectation level of the fans , many would have wanted the movie to entertain them for the full 3 hours . Only one hour  40 mins performance made the song “ saabun k shakal me ye toh nikla bas jhaag” completely apt.  Overall a good one time watch i would say, enjoy going with your friends and gf ;))

RAP KI ULTIMATE BEZATI, WITH VELLAPANTI !!!!!!

here we beginnnnn....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonu and monu were the best of buddies,
but tut gayi their dosti coz of a pair of laddies,
kahne ko toh the dono bank employees,
but were known for working less and making more noisee,
monu once thought of a prank,                                         
bola sonu will rap in front of the whole bank,
sonu ko lagta tha stage se fear,
darta tha kahin ho jaaye na bezati, in front of his dear,
nahi karna aata tha use rap,
he was haunted by the fear,kahin pad jaaye na slap,
gusse se laal aur sharam se pila,
stage pe jaakar, uth pada sonu chilla,
" monu kar di hai tune aaj toh aisi baat,
  bahar mil tu , lagata hun teri waat :X ,
  acha nahi kiya tune, rakhunga mai ye baat yaad,
  kar dunga tujhe mai puri tarah se barbaad "
sun k yeh sab, karne lagi wo smile,
sonu ka heart bola " baby yahi hai ryt time !! " ,
puch pada sonu
" chalti kya mere saath beach k near,
  mujhse kyun karti hai tu itna fear ?
  chal tujhe mai bhaaji pav khilaaunga,
  bolegi tu toh chaand taare v tod laaunga,
  9 se 12 ka nite show dikhaunga,
  phir tujhe mai chocobar khilane le jaaunga ;) ,
  ek baar kar k toh dekh tu haan,
  maa kasam chahegi tu agar tu de dunga apni jaan "
sun k yeh sharmaayi sonu ki lover,
boli haan jaanu tu hi hai mera partner for ever,
sonu ki toh lag gayi lottery,
monu bola haath se chali gayi chokkri ! :(
dekh k monu ka utra face, bol utha sonu,
" ab pachtane se kya hoga monu ??,
  ja wait kar rahi hai tera chaaru,
  kyun karta hai tu use ignore?,
  she is waiting for u near the sea shore,
  karti hai tujhse wo love mere bhai,
  le ja use restraunt, wo v thai ! ,
  pasand hai use bahut thai food,
  batayi thi mujhe wo in the room of hotel meghdoot,
  galat na samajhna, we had a small affair,
  woh kahte hain na, in love and war , everything is fair.."
yeh thi monu aur sonu ki short story,

pakane k liye i am very very sorry..:P   

Love,Friendship, Attraction..... CONFUSION???

Yes indeed we usually get confused in the midst of these three simple but very valuable words which makes its presence felt in every aspect of our lives. Hero sees the heroine in a restaurant or school library and end up with guitars playing in his heart and he claims that he has finally fallen in the deep ocean of LOVE. Wow, sounds so simple right? But is it really love? Can one just fall in love by a mere sight of a person and gather all his courage to fight with the whole world for the sake of his so called ’’love’’? Let’s find out...

We come across many faces every day, some happy with joy, some sad with tears, some worried with tension, some enthusiastic with courage. Among this faces we like some and our attention gets fixed at that particular face for a while, it steals the thought process and gradually we want to see that face again and again, to talk to her and to know her. Now comes the junction of feelings, is it attraction or love? Or something else?

Well before throwing ourselves in at this junction let’s talk about one more interesting but very important part of our lives. Friendship. Friendship is often confused with love. We claim that she is my best friend but people say no you love her! Ya, of course I love my friends but not that way as people think! Now how to differentiate love from friendship??

Hauffzz...  confusion, confusion and confusion! Let’s try to loosen the knots a bit...

Love is not a readymade halwa that when u see it somewhere u just simply buy and own it. Come on how can I start loving a thing say a chocolate before tasting it? Some love dark chocolate while some hate it! When we see someone and we claim that we are in love since we can’t just forget the very first image of her, that’s actually a mere ATTRACTION. Beauty, charm, and personality they leave their imprints on ones heart and it is natural that our brain wants to remember things which are beautiful and admirable to it. Everyone prioritises the beauty.

It is very important to know a person before having been said that you love her. Ok, attraction can play a role in love because, we talk to persons whom we like, whom we want to know more. So, it can be said that attraction is the stepping stone to love.

Now when we spend time with our attractions or things and persons towards whom we are not attracted but are forced to spend time with, there are certain qualities in them which we like and things which we hate. More we spend time, more we get to know about their personality, thinking, beliefs, more we start feeling comfortable with that person and gradually a feeling of trust and care and sharing gets developed amongst us for that person. And we say that we are very good friends.  We are ready to go to any extent for our friends.

Now what is love then?

Love is care, trust, attraction and commitment. Yes I care for a person, but is that the only person whom I care for? , yes I trust a person but that isn’t the only person whom I trust blindly! Yes I can go to any extent for a person but that doesn’t mean that I can’t do the same for anybody else, yes I am attracted towards her but I am also attracted towards Katrina kaif...so how do I say that I love someone?

Here comes the missing ingredient, commitment. Don’t mistake me by thinking this commitment to be just a promise made to a person and obeying or keeping that promise with or without will. By commitment I mean the place in your heart which you give only to a single girl in your whole life. Before this, that place would be completely vacant, creating an emptiness in our life. Previously you would be searching for a person to fill that emptiness, must have misunderstood attraction and friendship as love but at last got nothing but disappointment by finding the presence of that emptiness still in our life. Love is a very special feeling, distinct from all and at the top of all feelings. I can have many friends but only one love. Love doesn’t differentiate people by giving them the tags of ‘best’ or ‘good’, in fact it allows only one person to step into, and traps her in it for the whole life. When one of our friends misbehaves, talks rudely, dislikes us, discourages us, abuses us, we gradually are driven away from our friend and the feeling diminishes. But in love there is no scope of dying out of the feeling, maybe the person whom you love doesn’t love you, always shows disinterest in you, doesn’t even talk to you, but still you love her more and more. Even if you dislike something or are angry on her or because of her, u lose your anger within a fraction of second, in short you can’t be angry on her at all since you can’t just make yourself disliking her! 

Love is a feeling where you completely surrender your feelings, in fact yourself towards the habitant of the top most place in your heart, where heart stops its search for that person to fill that emptiness and is overwhelmed with the presence of that person. Our lives are not just our own now, it ties itself to the soul of that person, our happiness matters nothing now, and it is her happiness which we want at any cost. You are ready to go through all the troubles and difficulties to see the very smile on her face. You just can’t restrict this feeling for long, it just spreads over and over just like light spreads itself in all the directions. Even light dies after traveling a distance, but love goes on and on and on.

ECLIPSE

Eclipse.....

EDWARD:  YOU LOVE HIM ?!

BELLA      :  BUT I LOVE U MORE !

BELLA.. She loves both EDWARD(the vampire) and JACOB(the warewolf).No doubt they both love her too. But do they both deserve her?

What is love?

Love is a feeling which can’t be described or can’t be explained . It can’t be bounded by words. It can only be felt. It is a wonderful feeling where u are lost in someone's thoughts. That someone now hold a very special position in your life,in your thoughts.U are ready to do anything and everything for her , to make her happy. You no longer care about yourself but its she whom u bother about . It is she who is now always a part of your thoughts and about whom u care more than anyone , more than yourself. You are ready to go to any extent for her. you r happy or not, dosnt bother u now but her happiness and well-being holds the top most priority. Every time thinking about her .  Every  moment wanting to steal a glimpse of her. Your mood turns good just at a sight of her.  And much more.... I told u words cant bind this feeling  ! Its lot more and is impossible to describe.

Jacobe, bella's best friend, already says a part of what he feels for bella when he describes imprinting. He is always present for bella  espescially when she was passing through hard times. He is very sure that bella loves him too and just need to realise this feeling of her for him.

But does he really love bella?

I don’t think so. Yes he cared for bella and didn’t want her to get converted. Yes she wouldn’t have to get converted herself into a vampire and could lead a normal and happy human life by choosing him(Jacob) over Edward. But how can he forget what she feels for Edward! He keeps trying to convince bella to choose him over the vampire. You can’t just every time force anyone to love you or convince her that u are the best person for her. No! It is she who has to decide that who deserves her love , who makes her heart beat thicker , who makes her feel the luckiest person on this earth , in front of whom she is what she is !

I know jacobe loves bella and wants a happy future for her , cares for her , this is the only reason he asks bella to choose him. He is ready to risk his life for her. Ready to join hands with the vampires to save her which is really a big thing for a ware wolf. Really his love for bella is appreciable. But is it great enough to make him a better choice., better than Edward?

Edward , the person who stole bella's heart when she very first time saw him. She couldn’t make out what type of strange feeling was popping in her when she saw him. She wanted to talk , to feel , to know about him. Really this guy got something in him which was attracting bella towards him. Edward felt the same on seeing her. He tried to avoid seeing her again. But destiny had something else in store for them. Soon they became friends and realised their love for each other.

Now talking about Edwards’s part , he is scared from the very feeling that he being a vampire can harm bella. So he first is ready to sacrifice , to forget her for her safety. Again when he has learned to control himself, while talking with Jacob ,  he admits that he would let Bella go with Jacob if she chooses him. He won’t come in their way and won’t harm his natural enemy Jacob. He allows Jacob to go near Bella when sees her in danger of losing her life coz of cold.

Really both Jacob and Edward love Bella from the core of their heart. But there has to b one person who deserves her more.

Love isn’t forcing someone to love u or trying to prove that your love is greater than others . Its letting her to decide what she wants. You should be happy seeing her happy . After all her happiness is all what matters , not yours! Obviously u need to prove your love in case your girl going in the wrong way , with a wrong man , whose sole motive is to cheat her. But this is not the case here! Edward is not cheating Bella and Jacob knows this. Edwards’s true love for Bella is not hidden from him.

So its clear that bellas decision of having Edward as his life partner is completely justified.

I know different people have different views . Many may think other way round!  

Ahem!

Hello readers... today i m biiiiiit sleepy, head is little heavy.hmm..  Today I came across a couple of things that had put me in different thoughts. First, when i passed by my university’s main building i saw 4 different cars , all parked in front of the main gate, shining black coloured with number plate proudly displaying no.5 multiple times. BMW,scoda,Hyundai and i couldn’t see the 4^th name,i was a bit pissed off u see! It seemed as if the whole family , the “chanci” family had a competition in havin a car of same colour, same no.s on no.plate but different models. I thought do their children really have to do anything in future?! They r given the ready made cake, they just have to to gulp it !

                I and my friend had gone out to buy a cake for our friend. But i don’t know why this anna in front of the block has a problem in letting a cake enter the hostel gate! As a famous hindi quote says “seedhi ungli se ghee na nikle toh ungli thedi kar lo!”, we thought we being the future engineer , it is the right time to implement this and also test whether it actually works??!!! We found the toilet window as a perfect entrance for the cake. And we were able to successfully prove that the quote actually made a sense! After all this we entered our room , celebrating the cake’s successful entry.,and we find the door anna ( hostel’s security guard ) standing right at the door with his big eyes landing on our sweet not so innocent faces. That time a no.of thoughts went through my mind like offering him the cake, making sad faces, chanting ‘bday anna bday anna’. Finally before we could decide which act to be performed in front of him, he himself broke the silence and a thick but calm sound came out of his mouth” mereko doubt hai “. Well this words weren’t new to us , either we always used these during xam days or people who came to us with a hope that we will be knowing something. But listening these words from anna ! come on i agree that exam time is on but , do guards also have to give exams??so i thought his big eyes must have got a sight of the cake box , and he might b talking about that. Then soon he again projected some words out of his mouth which sounded” net k bare me puchna hai “. Obviously these words also didn’t fit into my mind , but that time i was more concerned about my relief that somehow we managed to keep the cake out of his big eyes reach. Now i made a deliberate attempt to fit his words into my mind by again repeating his words ‘’ net me?’’ then he cleared that he wanted some information about the net recharge , of G3, what he called,since his daughter was studying in our university and wanted to use net. This small incident made me think of the hmmm...plch ! i m nt getting the word , uggh! Lets say.. made me think of the funniness of the situation that what all a man has to do for his children , anna couldn’t even tell 3G correctly ,may be this whole concept was alien for him , but the zeal on his face was quite evident that he wanted to know about the net in order to see his daughters happy face. As a man he was ,infact is, awesome. He wanted to talk to us about this from last two days but whenever he came near our room he found us studying for our exams . so he didn’t want to disturb us. How many people think so much before talkin to an unknown person? I felt extreamly happy that such people still exsist. Hats off anna.. may ur daughter get 180Mbps speed !

Birthday time now! Cya..