The' Ch@ddi Dance'

THE CHADDI DANCE!!

One fine evening, when many of the hostel folks were busy witnessing the much awaited India-England match, few unfortunate were bound to involve themselves in other stuff which were up in their ‘things to do’ priority list. Yes, it was me with my ex-roomie, right at the corner of the washroom, seeing each others faces’ hazy reflections in the bucket dumped with dirty cloths. Apparently , leaving the cloths soaked in hot detergent water weakens the strains and reduces the much of the muscle work. Hostel life teaches you all this! When we could take no more of our pleasing reflections, we decided to give it a damn, and to put our muscles through some real drill. Life gets monotonous at times, but I must say this is the most vulnerable phase of any creative mind to come up with his magnum opus. Yes, we couldn’t restrict the creative ogre in us, and inspired by the ‘Gangnum Style’ lad, we too made our own rocking dance, called it ‘THE CHADDI DANCE’. ! lets have a brief description. But before that some statutory warning:

        1)      People with boxers shouldn’t try this, only v-shape allowed.

        2)      Commando running people, you are missing a lot.

        3)      Active hand movements required, people with good masturbation practise preferred.

So, here it goes, lets start. 1 2 3..

Firstly, rest your ass on an imaginary horse. Then raise your hands(holding an underwear), making complementary angle to your belly. Each hand should be holding the cut portion of the same underwear. Now, let the music start, all you have to do is rub both your palms against each other to wash the underwear. After 2-3 seconds of rubbing, give it a pause, turn 60 degree clockwise, keeping your legs still in the initial position, and now repeat the same act. Hence, producing a mind-boggling chaddi dance, no wonder the underpants will also get washed. Fascinating it is and an excellent way to get yourself familiar to some dance steps. Try it, then only you will know it!