Monday 13 June 2011

RAP KI ULTIMATE BEZATI, WITH VELLAPANTI !!!!!!

here we beginnnnn....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonu and monu were the best of buddies,
but tut gayi their dosti coz of a pair of laddies,
kahne ko toh the dono bank employees,
but were known for working less and making more noisee,
monu once thought of a prank,                                         
bola sonu will rap in front of the whole bank,
sonu ko lagta tha stage se fear,
darta tha kahin ho jaaye na bezati, in front of his dear,
nahi karna aata tha use rap,
he was haunted by the fear,kahin pad jaaye na slap,
gusse se laal aur sharam se pila,
stage pe jaakar, uth pada sonu chilla,
" monu kar di hai tune aaj toh aisi baat,
  bahar mil tu , lagata hun teri waat :X ,
  acha nahi kiya tune, rakhunga mai ye baat yaad,
  kar dunga tujhe mai puri tarah se barbaad "
sun k yeh sab, karne lagi wo smile,
sonu ka heart bola " baby yahi hai ryt time !! " ,
puch pada sonu
" chalti kya mere saath beach k near,
  mujhse kyun karti hai tu itna fear ?
  chal tujhe mai bhaaji pav khilaaunga,
  bolegi tu toh chaand taare v tod laaunga,
  9 se 12 ka nite show dikhaunga,
  phir tujhe mai chocobar khilane le jaaunga ;) ,
  ek baar kar k toh dekh tu haan,
  maa kasam chahegi tu agar tu de dunga apni jaan "
sun k yeh sharmaayi sonu ki lover,
boli haan jaanu tu hi hai mera partner for ever,
sonu ki toh lag gayi lottery,
monu bola haath se chali gayi chokkri ! :(
dekh k monu ka utra face, bol utha sonu,
" ab pachtane se kya hoga monu ??,
  ja wait kar rahi hai tera chaaru,
  kyun karta hai tu use ignore?,
  she is waiting for u near the sea shore,
  karti hai tujhse wo love mere bhai,
  le ja use restraunt, wo v thai ! ,
  pasand hai use bahut thai food,
  batayi thi mujhe wo in the room of hotel meghdoot,
  galat na samajhna, we had a small affair,
  woh kahte hain na, in love and war , everything is fair.."
yeh thi monu aur sonu ki short story,
pakane k liye i am very very sorry..:P   








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